Billboard Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Sue, will you see a marriage counselor with me?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"The usual."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."