Billboard Humor Aficionado Prints

'Sue, will you see a marriage counselor with me?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"The usual."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Early days in the cloning lab.

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Next Terrifying Military Threats

'Nothing much happened in the Middle East today.... Ha! -- Just kidding.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."