Billboard Enthusiast Gifts

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Times Square

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

F1 - Quit Smoking.

As Seen Watching TV

I am billing, therefore I am.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

This Space Available.

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'