Bill Detective Gifts

'I thought we alread got this month's phone bill.' 'We did - this is volume 2.'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

"Freddy, take this back and add it up again. I was your maths teacher, remember."

"I did pay my whole bill. It's just that my payment for the hidden fees is hidden."

"Parts and labor?"

"I'll put you on hold for a few minutes while I work up... I mean OUT... your bill."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Customer Convention

Unusual Offers

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

The Bargain Brand

Black Friday