Banking Detective Gifts

"With all it's hidden fees, this bank must be the leader of the fee world."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Sale.

'Crisis'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Eurobonds Explained.

IRS Audit Section

Customer Convention

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Dark money donor

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.