Big Family Energy Gifts

"That's not how we make friends, Howard."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Grounded

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

Catering for a large family.

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Down in front!"

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"The next one hasn't even bothered with a resume. She just says 'Daddy will understand'. . ."

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'As if raising lots of kids was not hard enough financially: Now, they all want mobile phones...'

BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WORST NIGHTMARE, 'The kids missed the school bus!'

"OK, let's get married and have lots of kids, but I'm warning you: I draw the line at home schooling!"