Big Kid Energy Gifts

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Exercising

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Tim's marketing solutions

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

Old and young

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?