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"That's not how we make friends, Howard."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Grounded

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

"Down in front!"

Catering for a large family.

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

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'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

"The next one hasn't even bothered with a resume. She just says 'Daddy will understand'. . ."

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'As if raising lots of kids was not hard enough financially: Now, they all want mobile phones...'

BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WORST NIGHTMARE, 'The kids missed the school bus!'

BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WORST NIGHTMARE, 'The kids missed the school bus!'