Big Family Promoters Gifts

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

Grounded

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Make love not war

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

Archers.

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"I get the new phone, Timmy gets my phone, Annie gets his phone, Bobby gets her phone and you get his phone, dad, and you get to pay for it all."

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

'Could we get the Stones to play 'Satisfaction' when we pull out of Iraq?'

I love my brother!

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

New Year: Peace, Justice, Love

Less Summer More Love

To promote family values, I propose we establish a 'marriage-breakup tax!'

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

Progress.

You're right, sir, it's not a badge. I just felt like showing off my granddaughters.