Big Family Managers Gifts

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Balancing work and family

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Acclaimed mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

Pollution and money

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

The Downside of Nepotism

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

'If I had my time over again, I'd be too young to go out with boys.'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"We decided to have the V-chip inserted directly into his brain."

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'