Family Business Management Gifts

No matter who says otherwise,nepotism is not a dirty word.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Future Micro MGR.

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."