Working In A Family Business Gifts

"I got this job based on my tremendous knowledge and work skills. At least that's what my Dad said when he hired me."

"You know what, you're a born executive."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

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"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"