Big Family Managers Pillows

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Balancing work and family

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Acclaimed mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

Pollution and money

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

The Downside of Nepotism

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

"We decided to have the V-chip inserted directly into his brain."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

'If I had my time over again, I'd be too young to go out with boys.'

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

"Your mother will criticise you now."