Large Family Manager Pillows

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Down in front!"

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

The Downside of Nepotism

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."