Big Family Champion Gifts

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Grounded

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Reflected Glory

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

Puzzle Family

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

A man playing with a baby

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

Big Brother

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."