Family Champion Gifts

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

Mom, the original life coach.

"I could never. Too much pressure."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Fathers are Heroes

Dad's home

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Puzzle Family

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I've got a pulse!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Poker Moms

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'