Family Champion Mugs

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

Mom, the original life coach.

Mom First Aid

"I could never. Too much pressure."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Miracle Mom #5,293

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Fathers are Heroes

Dad's home

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

Puzzle Family

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I've got a pulse!"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."