Family Time Champions Gifts

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Puzzle Family

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'She's just great with the children.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

At the market

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Swinging

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Office pics on dinner table.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Home Sweet Home

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"