Family Time Advocate Gifts

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

I'm having difficulty finding balance between work and ... what is that other thing?'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

"It's a beautiful day outside! Let's go to the outlets and do a few laps around the mall!"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'He's too proud to beg!'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

"Isn't it great to have dinner without TV, for a change?"

How Moms Explain

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'She's just great with the children.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What's play?'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...