Big Family Dreamer Gifts

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Grounded

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Agricultural Psychology

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Eric Adams Caricature

The Snowcow

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Go forth and multiply!'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"I'm a partner trapped in an associate's body."

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Where we get veggie burgers

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'