Big Family Beacon Gifts

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Grounded

Picnic with thieves

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"Down in front!"

Hot Dog

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

Happy Birthday MUM!

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

"Where's the lifeguard?"

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"I wish it was the chart of my financial portfolio, but no, it's my wife recording how many children we've had..."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

'This looks like a good spot.'

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"