Big Dog Buddy Gifts

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

Man's Best Friend

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Not now, Oliver."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Man and dog keep fit to music

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

Who are you?