Big Dog Bonding Gifts

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'Made your point.'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"Growth spurt?"

'This can't be good.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'I want her spayed!'