Big-dog-buddy Bonding Gifts

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

BOO MOO!

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Who are you?

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'Torville and Cow'.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'Be gentle with me!'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'