'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'
Bicycle Banter Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bicycle banter lover? Explore our collection of quirky, humorous items that capture the fun side of cycling. From playful mugs to clever t-shirts, find something that keeps their passion for bikes alive with a dash of humor. Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who loves to share a good laugh on two wheels!
"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"
Bicycle sat nav.
'Mind taking off your scarf.'
Cat and Dog Bike
"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."
Chris Froome
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas
Baby in Bike Basket
Superman Going On Vacation.
"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."
Very drunk professional cyclist
Green Bike
A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.
"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"
Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.
'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'
"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."
Fitness Club Founded in 1892
'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'
Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be
"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."
Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.
Cyclist
"Previously on..."
Bike Wash
"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."
Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.
'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'
1715 - Newton discovers gravel.
"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."
Man-spreading, Dutch style.
"E.T. phone home... Now!"
Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.
Bicycle Banter Lover Gifts Collection
Bicycle Banter Lover Mugs
Looking for more fun? Check out our collection of mugs featuring cycling humor and witty bike-inspired designs.
Bicycle Banter Lover Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful cycling quotes and designs—great for adding humor and style to any bike enthusiast's home.
Bicycle Banter Lover Prints
Browse our witty and colorful prints, ideal for bike lovers who enjoy a good laugh and want to decorate their space with personality.
Bicycle Banter Lover T-Shirts
Explore our amusing t-shirts that celebrate bicycle banter and cycling humor—perfect for lively, bike-loving personalities.