Bicycle Lover's Giggle Gifts

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Green Bike

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Previously on..."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Sustainable transport

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Ladder in a lift shard.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

"I traded it for my bicycle."

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'