Bicycle Lover's Giggle Pillows

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Chris Froome

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Sustainable transport

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Ladder in a lift shard.

F& E Bicycle Shop. New - Used - Repairs. No Peddlers Allowed. Maybe you should change that to "No Solicitors."

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

"I traded it for my bicycle."