Bicycle Banter Lover Pillows

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Cat and Dog Bike

Baby in Bike Basket

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Very drunk professional cyclist

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Green Bike

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Bike Wash

Cyclist

"Previously on..."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Sore Loser

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.