Funny Biker Lover Pillows

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Chris Froome

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

Old School Mustaches

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Previously on..."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Sustainable transport

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."