Bible Study Leaders Gifts

Manna Helper

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

TSA Noah

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Bible Bloopers

Christian and Born again Christian...

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

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'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.