Bible Study Group Leaders Gifts

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

A child interrupting family prayers

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Caption Contest TK

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Bible Bloopers

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.