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Manna Helper

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Bible Bloopers

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Caption Contest TK

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"