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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Bible Bloopers

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Caption Contest TK

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."