Bible Study Buddy Gifts

"Should I refer to it as 'Common Core'?"

"Dad, I have some biblical questions, specifically about the Song of Solomon..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Moses on the web

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Bible Bloopers

Caption Contest TK

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Burning the midnight oil.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"I have an app for that."