Bible Story Revisitors Gifts

"They got kicked off paradise because they couldn't resist a stupid apple?! Ridiculous! I mean, if it was for a double cheeseburger with fries and ice cream..."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

So … how did you two meet?

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Moses' TV guide.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Forbidden Vegetable

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

Mass Exodus.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Jurassic Ark

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"