Bible Story Explorer Gifts

''Feet of clay'? - This was some kind of CYBORG?'

Moses on the web

Characters jumping out of a book.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Christopher Isherwood

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Moses' TV guide.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Mass Exodus.

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Woodpecker Ark.

"Now who's being judgy?"

"Nooo. Not my legs."

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"