Bible Explorer Gifts

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"What do you guys think? 'Adam and Eve' or 'Eve and Adam'?"

Moses on the web

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I have an app for that."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Smart Bomb.

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Bibliomaniac

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Falling in Love Over Books

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

You are everywhere.

Librarian.