Biblical Browser Gifts

Moses on the web

Great British Eccentrics.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"I have an app for that."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Noah posted his first tweet.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

The Ordered List

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"Should I refer to it as 'Common Core'?"

"Dad, I have some biblical questions, specifically about the Song of Solomon..."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Texas School Librarian

"We only have the Bible."

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

'Special! Wander the Sinai Desert just like Moses! only $999 per person.'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Entrance/Exit

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."