Bible Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"Are they enabled for software updates and the like?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Noah's ark, many lions

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Meet the Author

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Rocket Ark

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."