Bible Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Are they enabled for software updates and the like?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Noah's ark, many lions

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Meet the Author

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Rocket Ark

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."