Bible Explorer Mugs

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

'It's for Sunday School, Mom -- I Googled 'Adam and Eve.''

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"What do you guys think? 'Adam and Eve' or 'Eve and Adam'?"

Moses on the web

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I have an app for that."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Smart Bomb.

Noah posted his first tweet.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Bibliomaniac

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Falling in Love Over Books

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.