Bible Story Recounter Gifts

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Little Known Moments In History

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."