Beverage Geography Lover Gifts

California Beverages Map

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wanna talk about it?

Yakety-Yak

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"What'll ya have?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Wine of the Day Club

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'