Beverage Geography Lover Pillows

California Beverages Map

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"What'll ya have?"

Yakety-Yak

Wanna talk about it?

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Wine of the Day Club