Beta Tester Gifts

Beta finger app

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

Rust test in progress.

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Videogame Employment Agency.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

'I just guessed at the nocturnal animals. Do you think she'll give any credit for stabs in the dark?'