Beta Testing Gifts

Beta finger app

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

"Smart Arse"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Study more to pass more tests.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!