Beta Testing Pillows

Beta finger app

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Smart Arse"

Study more to pass more tests.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Videogame Employment Agency.