Berlin Tales Lover Gifts

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"What did Jesus order?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Adam and Eve Arrested

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Long Johns Silver."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'That looks tempting.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"No, let down your hair!"

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

An interview with Codlin and Short

Might Versus Right.

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'