Benefit Officer Gifts

"Your disability allowance is being cancelled but we can offer you work monitoring the withdrawal of disability allowances."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

White House Garage Sale.

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'I keep hoping it's an April Fool!'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Trump Tax Reform Plans

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"There's a one-year don't-get-sick probation period for our health insurance."

Over the Fiscal Cliff