Benefit Officer Pillows

"Your disability allowance is being cancelled but we can offer you work monitoring the withdrawal of disability allowances."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

White House Garage Sale.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

Squeezing a tight budget...

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'I keep hoping it's an April Fool!'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Trump Tax Reform Plans

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

"There's a one-year don't-get-sick probation period for our health insurance."

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'